1. 420ghost:




    These make me so happy!!!


    let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

    (Source: myowntravellingcircus, via just-in-time-machine)

  2. buckybarnesing:

    you ever see a thing that just makes you cackle? x

    (via just-in-time-machine)


  3. tuukka-rask:

    if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

    (via just-in-time-machine)

  4. oneofthoselunatics:

    Sherlock profile nº 76.

    (via hobbitintheimpala)


    1. me: I'm so cute
    2. me 15 mins later: I hate myself

  5. overratedsuicide:


    people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

    things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

    this is the best fucking thing I’ve ever read

    (via just-in-time-machine)


  7. gehayi:


    By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

    Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

    I kinda want to shake the people arguing this. Of course the comics are different from Norse myth. What, you never heard of fanfic being set in an alternate universe before?

    (via just-in-time-machine)


  8. actuallyratchet:

    all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

    (via just-in-time-machine)


  9. fort-unate:


    i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

    shoutout to mum and dad for paying for the internet bless your souls

    (via just-in-time-machine)


  11. peterchayward:


    Earlier today, I met with several students at Addis Ababa University to discuss the opportunities and challenges they face in their academic and professional lives.

    One of the biggest challenges we have here on the Internet is hearing…


  12. theconsultingshieldmaiden:


    friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿


    (via im-a-professional-loser)

  13. meerareed:

    Buffy Meme: [5/7] quotes -

    If you think that’s enough to kill me, you really don’t know what a Slayer is. Trust me when I say you’re gonna find out.

    (via fuckyeahjosswhedon)

  14. whats-the-big-deal:


    what is James Franco doing

    hes doing us all a favor

    (via im-a-professional-loser)